Hawaii’s Greatest Hits performed by Leo Addeo and His Orchestra

RCA, 1971

Face it bro, skateboarding sucks. Shit’s dead amigo. If you’re still holding on you are sadly behind the curve. You’re favorite skater is a nerd, his sponsors wear suits and your little sister has better 360 triple flips than you do (on EA skate you idiot, I certainly know that’s not a fucking trick any sane person would fucking do).

The only way this “sport” can be saved is by taking it back to it’s roots. Like all the way back. Like I am talking you and your buddy bombing the big Kahuna side by side then heading to the beach to scope some broads in coconut kini tops while toking some reefer.

Leo Addeo knew what the fuck was up in the 60’s when he was ripping skirt removing surf jams like “One Paddle Two Paddle” and “Pearly Shells”. And kid wasn’t even from the island he was from Brooklyn! You wanna try and compare this to some fucking “kick, push, coassst”! Wake up and get your toes on the nose bro. Mahalo.

4 pumping fists outta 5

DMN